Performative status stands as a shield. The wide, hollow smile masks a deep internal emptiness.
Part of The Felona collection, The Fake Felona is an Artist-Edition Hand Crafted Bar Cabinet designed for the collector who values a profound narrative behind every object. It acts as a grounded, weighted sanctuary where your spirits collection becomes an extension of the art itself.
FROM DIGITAL TO TACTILE
The art begins as a digital composition, a clear, internal vision that allows for precision before the physical work begins.
THE HAND-FINISHED STANDARD
We believe in the human touch. The transition from screen to physical is intentional and slow.
Foundation: Each work is printed on premium, US-sourced poly-cotton canvas.
The Touch: The artist hand-paints and finishes every door with love.
The Seal: A durable nano-polyurethane resin protects the surface for daily use.
Provenance: A signed Certificate of Authenticity follows every piece home.
WHY IT MATTERS
This process ensures that no two pieces in the 32-edition run are identical. While the composition remains the same, the brushwork and hand-finishing create a unique texture. You are acquiring a piece of the artist's time and care. The result is a presence that feels human, built to last, to be touched, and to be lived with. The warm, grounded, tactile wood acts as a witness without demanding energy.
We build with materials selected for their structural integrity and sensory warmth.
Core & Frame: High-quality alder wood core paired with a premium walnut veneer finish for a deep, natural grain.
Architectural Detail: Refined golden aluminum trim provides a sharp, sophisticated contrast to the wood’s warmth.
The Base: A signature sculptural base that elevates the cabinet into a focal point.
Premium Hardware: Outfitted with high-grade internal hardware and hinges designed for a smooth, substantial feel with every use.
Customization: Alternative finishes and custom dimensions are available upon request.
This piece is designed to facilitate the craft of the host, providing a high-performance and artistic vessel for your collection.
The Interior: Features a fully finished custom painted interior with adjustable shelving, with a dedicated internal storage drawer for smaller essentials.
Multi-Purpose: Engineered to function as a premier bar for a curated spirits selection, a statement dining anchor, or a definitive gallery piece for a private study.
The Vertical silhouette is designed for presence without overwhelming the room.
Total Height: 71” (180.3 cm)
Width: 42” (106.7 cm)
Depth: 18” (45.7 cm)
Base/Legs: 29” (73.6cm) Signature sculptural orb legs.
This is a limited run built for collectors who value identity and rarity. The 32’s is an exploration of the internal states we feel but rarely name, reflecting shared emotional realities rather than individual portraits.
Scarcity: Strictly restricted to 32 editions worldwide.
Authentication: Every piece is signed and edition-numbered by the artist on the interior panel.
Validation: Delivered alongside a physical Certificate of Authenticity signed by the artist to ensure long-term provenance.
Built to Order: Please allow for the slow, intentional pace of artist finishing.
White-Glove Handling: Professional delivery and placement are standard for all collector pieces to ensure the work arrives as a ready "safe anchor" for your home.
Performative status stands as a shield. The wide, hollow smile masks a deep internal emptiness.
Part of The Felona collection, The Fake Felona is an Artist-Edition Hand Crafted Bar Cabinet designed for the collector who values a profound narrative behind every object. It acts as a grounded, weighted sanctuary where your spirits collection becomes an extension of the art itself.
FROM DIGITAL TO TACTILE
The art begins as a digital composition, a clear, internal vision that allows for precision before the physical work begins.
THE HAND-FINISHED STANDARD
We believe in the human touch. The transition from screen to physical is intentional and slow.
Foundation: Each work is printed on premium, US-sourced poly-cotton canvas.
The Touch: The artist hand-paints and finishes every door with love.
The Seal: A durable nano-polyurethane resin protects the surface for daily use.
Provenance: A signed Certificate of Authenticity follows every piece home.
WHY IT MATTERS
This process ensures that no two pieces in the 32-edition run are identical. While the composition remains the same, the brushwork and hand-finishing create a unique texture. You are acquiring a piece of the artist's time and care. The result is a presence that feels human, built to last, to be touched, and to be lived with. The warm, grounded, tactile wood acts as a witness without demanding energy.
We build with materials selected for their structural integrity and sensory warmth.
Core & Frame: High-quality alder wood core paired with a premium walnut veneer finish for a deep, natural grain.
Architectural Detail: Refined golden aluminum trim provides a sharp, sophisticated contrast to the wood’s warmth.
The Base: A signature sculptural base that elevates the cabinet into a focal point.
Premium Hardware: Outfitted with high-grade internal hardware and hinges designed for a smooth, substantial feel with every use.
Customization: Alternative finishes and custom dimensions are available upon request.
This piece is designed to facilitate the craft of the host, providing a high-performance and artistic vessel for your collection.
The Interior: Features a fully finished custom painted interior with adjustable shelving, with a dedicated internal storage drawer for smaller essentials.
Multi-Purpose: Engineered to function as a premier bar for a curated spirits selection, a statement dining anchor, or a definitive gallery piece for a private study.
The Vertical silhouette is designed for presence without overwhelming the room.
Total Height: 71” (180.3 cm)
Width: 42” (106.7 cm)
Depth: 18” (45.7 cm)
Base/Legs: 29” (73.6cm) Signature sculptural orb legs.
This is a limited run built for collectors who value identity and rarity. The 32’s is an exploration of the internal states we feel but rarely name, reflecting shared emotional realities rather than individual portraits.
Scarcity: Strictly restricted to 32 editions worldwide.
Authentication: Every piece is signed and edition-numbered by the artist on the interior panel.
Validation: Delivered alongside a physical Certificate of Authenticity signed by the artist to ensure long-term provenance.
Built to Order: Please allow for the slow, intentional pace of artist finishing.
White-Glove Handling: Professional delivery and placement are standard for all collector pieces to ensure the work arrives as a ready "safe anchor" for your home.
Specifications & Details:
Painting on the wall sold separately.
Strictly limited to 29 signed and numbered units.
Materials: Premium hand-finished Alder surfacing, with high-stability Birch plywood core.
Dimensions: 73" W | 30.75" H | 16" D
Hardware: Soft-close hinges and shelving included.
Customization: Alternative finishes and custom dimensions available upon request.
